Fart Fetish Phone Sex

This bizarre fetish blog is going to make me giggle my panties off! Are you one of those men who secretly adores fart fetish phone sex? Are you also the kind of pervert who enjoys watching, hearing, and smelling a girls farts? Look, everyone passes gas but for some people its a huge turn on. I am clearly amused by this! As a classy, pinup, princess men are always shocked that I fluff. I guess if you look little stuck up and prissy men think you aren’t capable of letting a toot loose in their company. Well, I am here to say, not only do I do it with my boyfriend around, I enjoy it! I even go as far as delicately lifting my right ass cheek to do it, ha! I will often say “oopsie” right afterwards and giggle like a fiend.

Does that give you a boner? If it does then we should have a gassy fart fetish phone sex fantasy call together! We can role-play that I am your hot girlfriend and one night, while watching our fave show on Netflix, I let a hot gassy fart rip. Are you in extreme shock? Are you going to try hide your hard-on under a couch cushion? I bet you going to give yourself away as your nostril twitch? I know you are trying to smell it. Its only natural. We all do it. They say we like our own brand the best. I have to say that’s true! I can guarantee I am not excited about you tooting, mister! Yuck. I know that’s not fair but I don’t care. Women fart glitter! You guys, not so much, ha!

Some of you fart fetish phone sex enthusiasts like to get extra extreme and nasty. I am already aware that some of you are going to sniff the couch seat after I get up. Some of you are going to beg to sniff my butt fluff right through my panties! Oh yes, Princess Kitty is aware that some of you girl fluff freaks want to enjoy my warm gas right through my panties or from right between my butt cheeks. Everyone wants to smell my rosebud. I am super down with kinky ass worship too so if that’s your thing don’t hesitate to confess it to me. We can even have a sensual bubble bath together and you can request that I blow bubbles in the tub. Now, I am giggling again.

Bi Curious Phone Sex

Sometimes I get some nasty ideas that titilate my pussy lips something fierce. One of those ideas is bi curious phone sex. Ok, so I am this sweet  GFE minx, Kitty, but I do have a kinky secret side. Have you ever dreamed about your girlfriend sharing a cock with you? For real, have you? Are you, in your fantasy land, cock curious? I sure do hope so, and I have always wanted to teach a boyfriend who was into it, how to suck cock.

Some kinky open-minded couples actually talk about swinging etc., and then do it, but it doesn’t have to be real for you and I. I am just a fantasy GFE girlfriend and you are just a fantasy boyfriend. But, we can definitely explore this kinky, sometimes considered taboo, threesome fantasy together in a safe environment. This sweet vixen won’t ever judge you, baby. I am actually turned on by guy on guy porn!

Ok, so now that we got that all out of the way let’s talk about dick sucking 101. I am so good at blowing men, just wanted to put that out there. Taking my time I tease with my tongue, and I enthusiastically play with his precum. I like to stroke that thick shaft and lick and nibble on that big shroom head. This naughty size queen is  not afraid to be un-lady-like and drool over that meat till my face is sticky.

 I also love talking dirty during a bi curious phone sex BJ too. You have to know if anyone was going to teach you how to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch it would be this size queen. I love to tutor dirty men in the art of being nasty. Imagine yourself on your knees with me beside you, coaching you to touch it and take deep into your throat, all while I finger myself. Do I ever get hot and bothered licking that cock with you, and then French kissing you at the tip of his dick.

Now, sometimes a guy will want his kinky GFE vixen to lay down and take that freshly sucked meat deep in her pussy. Did I mention that sometimes I like to let my pubic hair grow in? I sure do, and I find having a fur pie sexy, sometimes. Keeping it nicely trimmed and neat I know seeing a fat cock sliding in and out of my furry pussy will drive my sweet cuckolded boyfriend crazy! This kinky cum fetish minx might even let him take it out and lick my juices off it before he slides it back in. How’s that for kinky bi curious phone sex? Can you imagine the massive orgasm I would have?

Oh baby, I am such a bi curious phone sex size queen. If we have a threesome let’s make sure he has a large dick or even a BBC?!? I would love a big black cock in my hairy pussy! But, I would also love for you to suck a big black schlong in this dirty threesome fantasy call. It would be so exciting! Interracial fantasy play rocks my socks off! I know for some people that is still very taboo, but if we could have a dark skinned, handsome man to play with I would go out of my mind!

If you want to get super nasty let’s do it, k? Would you prefer if I was more dominant and insisted you suck it all by yourself? Would you like some hot verbal small penis humiliation about being my bi curious phone sex fuck-toy? Yummy, let’s let my inner mistress come out and let some bitchy steam off. I am definitely ok with that, and I will also insist you suck that BBC till it explodes in your mouth. A good cum craving blow job queen finishes the job properly. I might even put some red lipstick on your mouth and lock your cock up in chastity. 😉

SPH Phone Sex Cuckold with a Kinky Femdom Giantess

Kinky Kitty is who I am but who are you, little man? I see you way down there looking up at me. Is that drool on your chin? You could never please such a lusty giantess, such as myself. I know you have this SPH phone sex buzz and dream about an large femdom controlling every tiny inch of your itty bitty dick but see that is the problem. You are very tiny, dare I say it looks like someone shrunk you. Why, I have a dildo thats taller than you and even it bores me as of late. What will you offer your bizarre fantasy mistress to make her happy?

Whats that? Let me pluck you right up off the floor so you can whisper in my ear. My arent you a cute bugger. You want to watch me? Oh you are a naughty little voyeur whose eye is bigger than his small dick? You want to see my massive, beautiful, pussy stretched open by a giants cock? Well, I can oblige you on your quest for super freaky cuckold roleplay. I like having a little man to humiliate and to tease till his little weeny till its as hard and as big a tooth pick. I am always ready to indulge you boys with a kinky SPH phone sex fetish and lets face it most of you have a small penis to my eye. After all, I am 75 feet tall.

And you are in luck because this giantess has a mister and hes 100 feet tall with a dick that hangs down between his legs! Why, you could ride it like a big, cun filled, rocket lol! Let me put you between my massive boobs and take you back to my swinging bean-stalk. I can introduce you to my man and we can get down to the business of cuckolding you. This is such a dirty SPH phone sex fantasy, isnt it? Wait until he takes his pants down and you get to see his 10 foot cock! It makes me squirm with delight!

We have all kinds of small penis humiliation cuckold orgies here so dont you worry, we arent shy. We are exhibitionists! You can relax in the crotch of my panties and watch us get busy. I will sit you right in the big wet spot in my giantess undies! Just dont touch that little dick until I say you can. If you are a very good boy you can go exploring my slippery, cum filled, pussy after he has orgasmed! Would you like a cum fetish shower or would you like to maybe fluff me or us both before he slides inside of me?

These are all questions we can explore on your SPH phone sex call to me, your sci-fi fantasy giantess. Just call and ask for kinky Kitty.

Phone Sex Giantess is a Playful Foot Fetish Femdom

I am Kitty, little man, and yes I am your kinky phone sex giantess. Take a long look, way up, and drink in my enormous height and beauty. Pop that tongue back in your mouth, mouth breather! Tsk, such a naughty tiny man, you are! Most tiny men your size are terrified of this gigantic mistress, but I saw you watching me when I took a bath in the ocean this morning. Did you enjoy seeing my naked flesh, all glistening wet? My hair hanging like wet ropes down my back? My nipples rock hard and glistening as I lifted my face to the sun?

I knew you were there, peeping in on me, and masturbating that teeny weeny cock. You have a very willful streak in you, and lately my foot fetish addiction hasn’t been appeased by the Mr. Giant, at home. All of this frustration has gotten me thinking about taking you for my own little play toy. My small guy on the side, so to speak. I like to venture into the center of town and pick the perfect playmate when I feel the urge for some extra naughty fun. Lucky for you that you were leaving work when I spotted you, again. This freaky phone sex giantess has eagle eyes, you know.

What is that saying from that fairy tale? Oh what big eyes you have….Yes, I do have big eyes, big breasts and legs that go on for about 50 or so feet. My soles are about 11 feet long, including my big, pudgy, pink toes! Take a look at the red nail polish I used on my toenails just for you? Pretty, huh? These sandals I am wearing are sexy but this kinky  phone sex giantess wants to take you to the beach and take them off. This way I can feel the sand between my toes and you can start worshiping me, properly.

Let me pick you up and pop you into my cleavage! You can hitch a ride between my massive boobies. Look at everyone below running in every direction. God, watching them running away as my large feet shake the earth, amuses me to no end. I bet they are glad I chose you and not one of them. You are also very happy I choose you, right? I can feel your small penis poking my boob. It kind of tickles. Do you like making your sexy giantess laugh? Whats that? You want to run your tiny fingers all over my huge soles and see if I giggle even harder? You are such a minxy little man with a naughty foot fetish!

Ahh, here we are! Let me pop off these sandals and put you on the beach right in front of my phone sex giantess feet. Be a good boy and rub sand all over this femdom’s soles. Don’t worry about reaching my toes as I will lift you right up so you can use the sand like exfoliant. I do love pedicures! Makes me purr like a satiated kitty cat. If you make my feet feel really good I might even let you explore my pussy, if you catch my drift.

All the luckiest men I bring to the beach get to crawl right up between my legs and lick my gorgeous, pink, clam! Well, you do know that you trying to stick your little dick in me is out of the question, darling, this humiliation phone sex giantess won’t ever feel it. It’s so small it’s laughable! Aw, poor tiny man. SPH is another fetish this “large and in charge” babe loves!

Why don’t you take your pink tongue and lick my toes? I like that, because it tickles me and I can feel it all the way up between my thighs. Oh, you bad little man! You are tickling me with your tiny fingers! I cant stop giggling and I feel a wetness between my thighs. Ever watched a phone sex giantess masturbate freaky foot fetish fantasy call? Well, take a look between my legs and watch those long fingers slip underneath my pink, lacy, panties. Mmm, don’t stop licking my toes pads! I know it’s lot of skin to cover, but you can do it because if you don’t, I might have to put you between my toes and squeeze them to remind you that you are now MY play toy.

Big Tits Fetish Phone Sex Slut has Big Dirty Milkers

 

I am busty Stephanie and I have some big dirty milkers! Whats that you might ask? Let me ask you a question, my friendly fetish pervert? Do you adore a big tits fetish phone sex slut? Do you dream of a lactating slut or a cum whore who loves titty fucking and having jizz sprayed across her massive mammaries? If you get a hard cock over a pair of large breasts then you have met your kinky match! I absolutely love it when horny men pay attention to my huge honkers!

We can talk about oiling up my round melons so you can put your big dick between them! I find titty fucking arouses me. Actually any boob stimulation arouses me! My hungry pussy gets so wet with desire. Put your fat cock in the valley between my breasts and fuck them real good ok? I am going to use my fat fun bags to make you nut all over them and my face! I love squirter’s! Do you squirt your man gravy when you nut? I certainly hope so. This big tits fetish phone sex slut loves to take that milky shot of cum and lick the rest off my melons.

You might be the kind of guy who secretly craves lactation too. Would you like to do a freaky fantasy involving me lactating for you, baby? I love the feeling of your mouth on my hard nipples. So erotic, and in some circles so taboo! Whats wrong with a man being fascinated by the female body and wanting to partake in its beauty and function? For some gentleman, sucking on milky nipples, is erotic and sometimes nurturing.

When it comes to being a big tits fetish phone sex slut I enjoy more bizarre fantasy role play. Like the guy who wanted to talk about my jumping naked on a trampoline. There is nothing finer then big boobies wobbling away while a hot blonde bounces on a trampoline (or your dick ha). Or the guy who wanted to talk about putting a magic spell on my big hooters! He wanted to see them grow even bigger then they are now! Wow, that was hot as fuck. Oh and the guy who wanted to be transformed into my silky bra. We can be as creative as you want during our big tits fetish phone sex slut session. Just spill all those freaky details on me when you call!

Big Tits Fetish Phone Sex: Voyeurism Turns into Freaky Feminization

Hello, my name is Stephanie and I am a curvy, big breasted, vixen. I enjoy going to the beach, don’t you? This big tits fetish phone sex queen likes to go off-season, or when the temperature keeps the masses away. There is a bigger chance of meeting up with some perverted men  playing with their cocks and indulging their voyeurism fetish. I am not sure if you can tell, but I am quite the accomplished exhibitionist! This minx has curves that don’t quit and I get a thrill out of teasing young men all while pretending I don’t see them gawking at me. I am really good at playing aloof all while sizing a guy up.

I own dozens of hot bikini’s! They are all very revealing. Can you imagine me on the beach? Let’s get this fantasy and your lust boiling, okay? I want you to imagine you are hiding behind a large rock while you peek at my big sweater puppies bouncing in this delightfully small bikini top. Do they not look delicious?? Your big tits fetish phone sex boner will become totally erect when I take this top off. You can bet your ass Stephanie doesn’t like tan lines and that makes your day, doesn’t it? I bet your fist is already wrapped around your cock? Bad boy! Peeping Toms get themselves in so much freaky hot water with me. I can’t let you away with that!

As I concentrate on rubbing my huge boobs with oil I am actually thinking about what I am going to do with you on this bizarre fantasy phone call. You aren’t thinking I am going to let you squirt and walk away, do you? Silly pervert. I didn’t bring my big picnic basket full of extremely kinky goodies for nothing. Do you think it’s time I called you over? I know that the sight of my hard nipples makes you stutter and blush, but I am going to wave you over anyways. After all this is my freaky, nasty, fantasy. You can tell me your bizarre fetish fantasy when you call. For now you have to sit there and be a good boy.

“Oh my, your cock is so hard. Do you like my massive tits, I coo?” I am a terrible hostess! Let me get you something cool to drink out of my picnic basket! Here you go. This will help cool your horny jets. Drink up! We both know you won’t be able to resist my hospitality! Those massive mammaries are so close you could reach out and touch them. Only problem is you are starting to feel a little funny. Poor boy, is that drink making you feel a little dizzy? Well, I thought since you have such a pervasive big tits fetish phone sex addiction you would like to have a couple of big cushy boobs of your own to play with!

Look at your blossoming bosom! Freaky, right? You can thank me later, nasty masturbator! When you get to the double DD’s we can put my discarded bikini top on you. Now, who is kinky voyeur?? I think you should wear the bikini bottoms too! Don’t you balk at me unless you want another drink that makes you grow a pussy. Although, I know some of you would like that, ha! Feminization and transformation phone fantasy in one call is a brilliant idea, right? Now you have your sweater puppies to play with and I have a new nasty playmate to feminize too! I can picture you now squirting all over your new tits, can’t you? You can even lick the cum off them like a good boy, too.

There are many ways to celebrate big tits fetish phone sex fantasy role-play and I know this one is extreme, but it doesn’t have to be! Can you think of a different fantasy we could play out? In the meantime, all you cross dresser types who enjoy sensual or freaky sci-fi domination play should give me a call!

Extreme Cum Fetish Phone Sex with a College Coed Sex Kitten

Hello boys, I am Dahlia Doll and I am quite the cum kitten. I am a busty coed slut so that makes me perfect for extreme cum fetish phone sex play! The fact that I crave jizz like a porn star is just icing on the cake, no? Doesn’t ever stroker wish for a college aged chick who cant get enough of their baby gravy? I am seeking a big fat cock with huge heavy balls full of spunk for a wild and nasty phone call. Are you that horny caller?

I like to think of myself as a milk maid and milking that big dick is my ultimate goal! I love to play with a yummy cock by tugging on it with my soft little hands. It looks so damn hot, right? Its especially dirty when I lean in to hungrily lap up all that pre-cum! When it comes to extreme cum fetish phone sex I cant think of one place I wouldn’t want your sticky load. You could squirt on my pretty face, on my round perky tits, or deep inside my barely legal 19 year old pussy!

Does this mean I love impregnation fantasies? Darn right, it does! I love bareback sex! Especially with older men. I guess you could say older men are a fetish of mine too! My sweet pussy will squeeze and milk your hard dick of all its yummy splooge! I am betting its hard to decide now if you want to cum inside me or spray your hot goo all over my upturned face! This 19 teen year old fuck toy thinks ropey cum all over her face is super hot too! I might be college aged but I take a facial like a dirty little slut.

As a matter of fact, a hot fantasy we could role-play is your a professor who is renting a room to a student (me) and I don’t have the rent. Imagine how much cum you could donate to this campus coed cum kitten? Who needs ramen noodles when you have hot running man goo on tap? I just want to please you and make your horny dick explode. Call me soon and lets have extreme cum fetish phone sex together, Whatever naughty taboo role-play you have will be fine with me! I love creative men. *wink*

Tease and Denial Phone Sex Coed Brat likes Horny Professors

My horny professors know I am a tease and denial phone sex brat! My name is Dahlia and I am a hot coed in college. I confess I get tired of them constantly eyeballing me and mentally undressing me every time they see me in class. This campus princess has gotten to know the habits of certain male teachers and a couple of them are cheating on their wives. You know, I don’t care about that at all, but they’re not getting into my pants just because they want to. I decide who gets to get into my panties and who gets to wear them. This minx decides what kind of fun I am going to have. Period.

I can assure you, my marks have been nothing but stellar for this last year, thanks to Mr. Wandering Eyes. I’ve learned how to humiliate my bad boys in public without the public ever being the wiser. It’s all about timing, and I can make a dirty ole man get a stiffy in his pants and then waltz past him giggling my cute ass off! Men get so embarrassed when they are caught playing pocket pool! This professor is now my horny play toy and boy is he a helluva lot of fun!

I am 19 years old and that makes me old enough to go clubbing which is a pretty sweet deal.  This cock teasing, busty, brat goes to this local bar to hang out and all kinds of kinky stuff happens there. I specifically look one of my horny professors, like mr Wandering Eyes and I sidle up to him. Forget about college boys. They aren’t anywhere near as fun as the distinguished married male faculty. I consider them more of a challenge on a tease and denial phone sex session, ha!

This clever tease loves sitting on her professors lap at the club! All those dirty dudes from the local college love to cruise the local hot spots looking for coed pussy! This coquettish coed kitten loves to cock tease and deny perverts! I very discretely unzip him and start rubbing his big cock. Now, before you blow your ball load you should know, dear reader, that I don’t let him cum. I want to keep him hard and horny! The way to a males brain is through his dick. If you want to re-wire him to your liking you need to being your tease and denial phone sex A-game! Kept that cock standing at attention and needy and the world becomes your oyster.

By the time we end up in a hotel room that cock and those balls will be aching. The thing about this young home wrecker is I know I get away with everything I do because I am so hot. This sweet tight pussy can make all kinds of demands and no man can resist so they put up with my tease and denial phone sex addiction. You may be asking yourself if I will allow you to cum at all? Well, I do get a lot of kinky satisfaction out of seeing you eat your own cum. Do you have a CEI fetish? I think my pussy just gushed at the thought of demanding you to eat your own nasty cum. Why should it always be the girl who takes the load, hmm?

I am learning the mistress ropes, bad boys so you better look out!

Nasty Fantasy Phone Sex with Naughty Nurse Dahlia

Ok, so I am not really a nurse but I am naughty! My name is Dahlia Doll and I love nasty fantasy phone sex! Recently this hot little college coed started volunteering with the local hospital. Its really boring so I spend my time there day dreaming. I think I would make a fabulous dirty nurse, don’t you agree? I am 19 teen and I know the power of my pussy to heal. This cock teasing minx could make your big hard boo boo feel better, trust me. If I ran my own horny clinic for men I would be raking in the dollar-roonies! The men would line up in droves for my particularly wet and wild treatments.

Just take all your clothes off and lay down on the medical table. Let this young hottie walk around in a pair of cum fuck me heels and this tight PVC nurse outfit. Pretty hot when I slowly bend over, huh? I can see your penis is getting super big, sir! Maybe, I should take your blood pressure? Wouldn’t want you to have a heart attack, you old pervert, you. *Wink* Oh my, look at where all your blood is going to. I may have to milk you to take the swelling down. Don’t worry it won’t hurt at all. Its going to feel really good. I might not be a real nurse but I know how to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, ha!

Or, maybe, you need some more unorthodox nasty fantasy phone sex treatment, hmm? You might have a extreme fetish or two that you would like to explore with me? I could sit on your horny face with my round ass. I know you cant get that kind of nasty fantasy phone sex appointment at a regular clinic but at mine anything goes! Would you allow me to administer my warm juices all over your face? My puffy pussy does get really wet. *Wink* The smell of my 19 teen year old ass and kitty are absolutely intoxicating. Please have some ready to drive you home afterwards as the affects of this treatment can linger for hours.

I could also check that prostate! Now, this might pinch a little. I am going to slide my big strap on cock inside your tight ass and see what sort of reaction I get. Oh yes, I can be a cock controlling princess brat too! I just found out how much fun CBT is! If you want to have an extra long nasty fantasy phone sex appointment while I play bitchy coed nurse in training with that submissive cock, then please do call in and ask for barely legal Dahlia Doll! Whether you want me to fuck you and take a big cum sample in my mouth or inside my pussy, or become my extreme medical fetish slave doesn’t matter. I am ready for the taboo challenge!

Foot Fetish Tease Phone Sex: Peddle Pumping Foot Job

Hi, I am bubbly Miss Kitty. Listen, I know all about your desire for a foot fetish tease phone sex Princess to rule your tootsie-fied world. You cant stop staring at womens feet. Doesnt matter if they are wearing elegant high heels or flip flops you get a boner! You might think you are sly and she isnt noticing you undressing your feet with your eyes but guess what? She does notice. I have a radar for you types and I know you need some cock control and pronto. That is why I love giving kinky foot jobs to high heel lovers.

You see I can come up with all kinds of way to tease you with my toes. I can even tease you without using my feet at all. I could create a fantasy where I offer you a ride somewhere. How could you resist that kind of offer from a busty blonde bombshell? Once I get you in my slick looking muscle car I am going to exploit that sexy foot fetish called pedal pumping. Have you ever heard of it? Some gear head types who crave a foot fetish tease phone sex princess to rule their world can be brought to their knees just by being a voyeur.

Can you imagine my dainty foot pressing down on that peddle? This saucy exhibitionist wants to finger her pussy while driving that car at insane speeds while you watch! We both know your dick is going to erect a huge tent in your pants, right? When I pull over the the side of the road and insist you take that meat out will you deny me? Not likely. No, you want to show me that big cock. I have that kind of control over men. You want me to control it and use my pink soles to stroke you into a sperm filled oblivion!

I will press my warm toes against your face while I tell you to stroke that cock nice and slow. Yeah thats it. Take a nice long sniff of my pretty soles too. Wanna suck on my toes? Well, first you need to take that cock and slide into my high heel. Yeah show me how much you want it by fucking my pumps. Feel how warm and moist they are? Feels really dirty on your cock, doesnt it? Why dont you rub the head of your shiny dick across my toes while you jack it. Do you want to spray your sticky cum on the tops of my feet? I bet you do.

The only question this foot fetish tease phone sex tease has is which one of us is going to lick that creamy load off my feet?