Fart Fetish Phone Sex

This bizarre fetish blog is going to make me giggle my panties off! Are you one of those men who secretly adores fart fetish phone sex? Are you also the kind of pervert who enjoys watching, hearing, and smelling a girls farts? Look, everyone passes gas but for some people its a huge turn on. I am clearly amused by this! As a classy, pinup, princess men are always shocked that I fluff. I guess if you look little stuck up and prissy men think you aren’t capable of letting a toot loose in their company. Well, I am here to say, not only do I do it with my boyfriend around, I enjoy it! I even go as far as delicately lifting my right ass cheek to do it, ha! I will often say “oopsie” right afterwards and giggle like a fiend.

Does that give you a boner? If it does then we should have a gassy fart fetish phone sex fantasy call together! We can role-play that I am your hot girlfriend and one night, while watching our fave show on Netflix, I let a hot gassy fart rip. Are you in extreme shock? Are you going to try hide your hard-on under a couch cushion? I bet you going to give yourself away as your nostril twitch? I know you are trying to smell it. Its only natural. We all do it. They say we like our own brand the best. I have to say that’s true! I can guarantee I am not excited about you tooting, mister! Yuck. I know that’s not fair but I don’t care. Women fart glitter! You guys, not so much, ha!

Some of you fart fetish phone sex enthusiasts like to get extra extreme and nasty. I am already aware that some of you are going to sniff the couch seat after I get up. Some of you are going to beg to sniff my butt fluff right through my panties! Oh yes, Princess Kitty is aware that some of you girl fluff freaks want to enjoy my warm gas right through my panties or from right between my butt cheeks. Everyone wants to smell my rosebud. I am super down with kinky ass worship too so if that’s your thing don’t hesitate to confess it to me. We can even have a sensual bubble bath together and you can request that I blow bubbles in the tub. Now, I am giggling again.

SPH Phone Sex Cuckold with a Kinky Femdom Giantess

Kinky Kitty is who I am but who are you, little man? I see you way down there looking up at me. Is that drool on your chin? You could never please such a lusty giantess, such as myself. I know you have this SPH phone sex buzz and dream about an large femdom controlling every tiny inch of your itty bitty dick but see that is the problem. You are very tiny, dare I say it looks like someone shrunk you. Why, I have a dildo thats taller than you and even it bores me as of late. What will you offer your bizarre fantasy mistress to make her happy?

Whats that? Let me pluck you right up off the floor so you can whisper in my ear. My arent you a cute bugger. You want to watch me? Oh you are a naughty little voyeur whose eye is bigger than his small dick? You want to see my massive, beautiful, pussy stretched open by a giants cock? Well, I can oblige you on your quest for super freaky cuckold roleplay. I like having a little man to humiliate and to tease till his little weeny till its as hard and as big a tooth pick. I am always ready to indulge you boys with a kinky SPH phone sex fetish and lets face it most of you have a small penis to my eye. After all, I am 75 feet tall.

And you are in luck because this giantess has a mister and hes 100 feet tall with a dick that hangs down between his legs! Why, you could ride it like a big, cun filled, rocket lol! Let me put you between my massive boobs and take you back to my swinging bean-stalk. I can introduce you to my man and we can get down to the business of cuckolding you. This is such a dirty SPH phone sex fantasy, isnt it? Wait until he takes his pants down and you get to see his 10 foot cock! It makes me squirm with delight!

We have all kinds of small penis humiliation cuckold orgies here so dont you worry, we arent shy. We are exhibitionists! You can relax in the crotch of my panties and watch us get busy. I will sit you right in the big wet spot in my giantess undies! Just dont touch that little dick until I say you can. If you are a very good boy you can go exploring my slippery, cum filled, pussy after he has orgasmed! Would you like a cum fetish shower or would you like to maybe fluff me or us both before he slides inside of me?

These are all questions we can explore on your SPH phone sex call to me, your sci-fi fantasy giantess. Just call and ask for kinky Kitty.

Big Tits Fetish Phone Sex Slut has Big Dirty Milkers

 

I am busty Stephanie and I have some big dirty milkers! Whats that you might ask? Let me ask you a question, my friendly fetish pervert? Do you adore a big tits fetish phone sex slut? Do you dream of a lactating slut or a cum whore who loves titty fucking and having jizz sprayed across her massive mammaries? If you get a hard cock over a pair of large breasts then you have met your kinky match! I absolutely love it when horny men pay attention to my huge honkers!

We can talk about oiling up my round melons so you can put your big dick between them! I find titty fucking arouses me. Actually any boob stimulation arouses me! My hungry pussy gets so wet with desire. Put your fat cock in the valley between my breasts and fuck them real good ok? I am going to use my fat fun bags to make you nut all over them and my face! I love squirter’s! Do you squirt your man gravy when you nut? I certainly hope so. This big tits fetish phone sex slut loves to take that milky shot of cum and lick the rest off my melons.

You might be the kind of guy who secretly craves lactation too. Would you like to do a freaky fantasy involving me lactating for you, baby? I love the feeling of your mouth on my hard nipples. So erotic, and in some circles so taboo! Whats wrong with a man being fascinated by the female body and wanting to partake in its beauty and function? For some gentleman, sucking on milky nipples, is erotic and sometimes nurturing.

When it comes to being a big tits fetish phone sex slut I enjoy more bizarre fantasy role play. Like the guy who wanted to talk about my jumping naked on a trampoline. There is nothing finer then big boobies wobbling away while a hot blonde bounces on a trampoline (or your dick ha). Or the guy who wanted to talk about putting a magic spell on my big hooters! He wanted to see them grow even bigger then they are now! Wow, that was hot as fuck. Oh and the guy who wanted to be transformed into my silky bra. We can be as creative as you want during our big tits fetish phone sex slut session. Just spill all those freaky details on me when you call!

Big Tits Fetish Phone Sex: Voyeurism Turns into Freaky Feminization

Hello, my name is Stephanie and I am a curvy, big breasted, vixen. I enjoy going to the beach, don’t you? This big tits fetish phone sex queen likes to go off-season, or when the temperature keeps the masses away. There is a bigger chance of meeting up with some perverted men  playing with their cocks and indulging their voyeurism fetish. I am not sure if you can tell, but I am quite the accomplished exhibitionist! This minx has curves that don’t quit and I get a thrill out of teasing young men all while pretending I don’t see them gawking at me. I am really good at playing aloof all while sizing a guy up.

I own dozens of hot bikini’s! They are all very revealing. Can you imagine me on the beach? Let’s get this fantasy and your lust boiling, okay? I want you to imagine you are hiding behind a large rock while you peek at my big sweater puppies bouncing in this delightfully small bikini top. Do they not look delicious?? Your big tits fetish phone sex boner will become totally erect when I take this top off. You can bet your ass Stephanie doesn’t like tan lines and that makes your day, doesn’t it? I bet your fist is already wrapped around your cock? Bad boy! Peeping Toms get themselves in so much freaky hot water with me. I can’t let you away with that!

As I concentrate on rubbing my huge boobs with oil I am actually thinking about what I am going to do with you on this bizarre fantasy phone call. You aren’t thinking I am going to let you squirt and walk away, do you? Silly pervert. I didn’t bring my big picnic basket full of extremely kinky goodies for nothing. Do you think it’s time I called you over? I know that the sight of my hard nipples makes you stutter and blush, but I am going to wave you over anyways. After all this is my freaky, nasty, fantasy. You can tell me your bizarre fetish fantasy when you call. For now you have to sit there and be a good boy.

“Oh my, your cock is so hard. Do you like my massive tits, I coo?” I am a terrible hostess! Let me get you something cool to drink out of my picnic basket! Here you go. This will help cool your horny jets. Drink up! We both know you won’t be able to resist my hospitality! Those massive mammaries are so close you could reach out and touch them. Only problem is you are starting to feel a little funny. Poor boy, is that drink making you feel a little dizzy? Well, I thought since you have such a pervasive big tits fetish phone sex addiction you would like to have a couple of big cushy boobs of your own to play with!

Look at your blossoming bosom! Freaky, right? You can thank me later, nasty masturbator! When you get to the double DD’s we can put my discarded bikini top on you. Now, who is kinky voyeur?? I think you should wear the bikini bottoms too! Don’t you balk at me unless you want another drink that makes you grow a pussy. Although, I know some of you would like that, ha! Feminization and transformation phone fantasy in one call is a brilliant idea, right? Now you have your sweater puppies to play with and I have a new nasty playmate to feminize too! I can picture you now squirting all over your new tits, can’t you? You can even lick the cum off them like a good boy, too.

There are many ways to celebrate big tits fetish phone sex fantasy role-play and I know this one is extreme, but it doesn’t have to be! Can you think of a different fantasy we could play out? In the meantime, all you cross dresser types who enjoy sensual or freaky sci-fi domination play should give me a call!

Kinky Fetish Phone Sex Mistress Wants Ass Sniffing And Body Worship

Let me introduce myself. I am the one and only true Goddess of your kinky fetish phone sex Mistress dreams! No fake or phoney BS here with femdom Eve. I know how important I am and how much you need me in your life, hand humper! It might thrill you to know that I understand your drive for kinky fetish phone sex play. The more nasty and controlling it gets the better you bad boys like it, and that’s a fact.

Extreme Smell Humiliation Phone Sex

I won’t hold back or soften my punches when it comes to controlling and leading you by your horny cock. Don’t mistake me for some pushover who’ll cave and have sex with you. This hot MILF is not interested in sex with you. I have studs for that who, to be quite frank, take my breath away. You are here to serve me. Your position in my world is that of a slave. A dirty little slave who knows he doesn’t deserve this hot, perfect, pussy. That is why you are not only content with worshipping my other body parts, but are happy to get the chance to please me. Not often you get to be so close and personal with a true Goddess, right? Exactly.

What is my voice like? Soft, feminine, and in short amazing. My mind is detail driven and focused on my own personal whims. What whims are those, you ask? Well, let me tell you. I like to laugh at your expense. Yes, humiliation is very entertaining for both of us. You like it because it turns your ass on and I like it because it amuses me to no end. I like to be entertained just like a queen who is being regaled by her jesters. You will do tricks for me and hope that I am happy with your antics, because otherwise I could move on to my next kinky fetish phone sex mistress play-toy and leave you behind!

You could start by indulging me in some foot worship. This is a blog about fetishes that are kinky, so let’s say that these perfect soles and pudgy toes are stinky! Thats right, get down there and smell those feet. Be thankful I am letting you engage in body worship because only the biggest fools in this Mistress’s court are allowed to intrigue me with their noses clearly snuffling about my person. Stick your tongue between my sweaty digits and lick them till I purr.

I also have a gorgeous ass that needs sniffing and licking too! We both know you are totally preoccupied with the creamy puddle in the crotch of my panties. Let me open my legs and show you. Do you see how wet and heavy the crotch looks? That puddle is the perfect concoction of my juices. It could also be a mixture of my juices and someone elses if you are a very dirty, cum fetish, boy. Some of you are, as we all know. That spot in my panties is so warm, creamy and fragrant.

Do you have a smell fetish? Your olfactory senses need appeasing do they? *laughs softly* You are truly pathetic and yet very earnest. I like that in a no limits slave. You need to communicate with your kinky fetish phone sex Mistress and show your enthusiasm. Would you like to smell and suck on my nasty, pussy juice, soaked, panties and maybe jerk off with them? Depends on my mood what I will allow and what I won’t allow. If you want something specific you need to ask NICELY for it. Be respectful or I won’t let you bury your face between my moist buttocks, and we both know you want that.

Now, let’s talk about my sweaty arm pits. Okay some of you really like being made to sniff every part of a bitchy Goddess, and, can I let you in on a little secret? I sometimes like to let my hair grow in. You know, on my arm pits or pussy. And guess what?? I am a natural blonde so its like angels hair in in sweaty parts! I do love you nasty boys, so don’t hold back. If you want a Goddess like me to use you properly you have to communicate with her. This kinky fetish phone sex mistress wants to know what your nasty confession is. What really turns you on and makes you feel so very submissive.

Tease and Denial Phone Sex Coed Brat likes Horny Professors

My horny professors know I am a tease and denial phone sex brat! My name is Dahlia and I am a hot coed in college. I confess I get tired of them constantly eyeballing me and mentally undressing me every time they see me in class. This campus princess has gotten to know the habits of certain male teachers and a couple of them are cheating on their wives. You know, I don’t care about that at all, but they’re not getting into my pants just because they want to. I decide who gets to get into my panties and who gets to wear them. This minx decides what kind of fun I am going to have. Period.

I can assure you, my marks have been nothing but stellar for this last year, thanks to Mr. Wandering Eyes. I’ve learned how to humiliate my bad boys in public without the public ever being the wiser. It’s all about timing, and I can make a dirty ole man get a stiffy in his pants and then waltz past him giggling my cute ass off! Men get so embarrassed when they are caught playing pocket pool! This professor is now my horny play toy and boy is he a helluva lot of fun!

I am 19 years old and that makes me old enough to go clubbing which is a pretty sweet deal.  This cock teasing, busty, brat goes to this local bar to hang out and all kinds of kinky stuff happens there. I specifically look one of my horny professors, like mr Wandering Eyes and I sidle up to him. Forget about college boys. They aren’t anywhere near as fun as the distinguished married male faculty. I consider them more of a challenge on a tease and denial phone sex session, ha!

This clever tease loves sitting on her professors lap at the club! All those dirty dudes from the local college love to cruise the local hot spots looking for coed pussy! This coquettish coed kitten loves to cock tease and deny perverts! I very discretely unzip him and start rubbing his big cock. Now, before you blow your ball load you should know, dear reader, that I don’t let him cum. I want to keep him hard and horny! The way to a males brain is through his dick. If you want to re-wire him to your liking you need to being your tease and denial phone sex A-game! Kept that cock standing at attention and needy and the world becomes your oyster.

By the time we end up in a hotel room that cock and those balls will be aching. The thing about this young home wrecker is I know I get away with everything I do because I am so hot. This sweet tight pussy can make all kinds of demands and no man can resist so they put up with my tease and denial phone sex addiction. You may be asking yourself if I will allow you to cum at all? Well, I do get a lot of kinky satisfaction out of seeing you eat your own cum. Do you have a CEI fetish? I think my pussy just gushed at the thought of demanding you to eat your own nasty cum. Why should it always be the girl who takes the load, hmm?

I am learning the mistress ropes, bad boys so you better look out!

Foot Fetish Tease Phone Sex: Peddle Pumping Foot Job

Hi, I am bubbly Miss Kitty. Listen, I know all about your desire for a foot fetish tease phone sex Princess to rule your tootsie-fied world. You cant stop staring at womens feet. Doesnt matter if they are wearing elegant high heels or flip flops you get a boner! You might think you are sly and she isnt noticing you undressing your feet with your eyes but guess what? She does notice. I have a radar for you types and I know you need some cock control and pronto. That is why I love giving kinky foot jobs to high heel lovers.

You see I can come up with all kinds of way to tease you with my toes. I can even tease you without using my feet at all. I could create a fantasy where I offer you a ride somewhere. How could you resist that kind of offer from a busty blonde bombshell? Once I get you in my slick looking muscle car I am going to exploit that sexy foot fetish called pedal pumping. Have you ever heard of it? Some gear head types who crave a foot fetish tease phone sex princess to rule their world can be brought to their knees just by being a voyeur.

Can you imagine my dainty foot pressing down on that peddle? This saucy exhibitionist wants to finger her pussy while driving that car at insane speeds while you watch! We both know your dick is going to erect a huge tent in your pants, right? When I pull over the the side of the road and insist you take that meat out will you deny me? Not likely. No, you want to show me that big cock. I have that kind of control over men. You want me to control it and use my pink soles to stroke you into a sperm filled oblivion!

I will press my warm toes against your face while I tell you to stroke that cock nice and slow. Yeah thats it. Take a nice long sniff of my pretty soles too. Wanna suck on my toes? Well, first you need to take that cock and slide into my high heel. Yeah show me how much you want it by fucking my pumps. Feel how warm and moist they are? Feels really dirty on your cock, doesnt it? Why dont you rub the head of your shiny dick across my toes while you jack it. Do you want to spray your sticky cum on the tops of my feet? I bet you do.

The only question this foot fetish tease phone sex tease has is which one of us is going to lick that creamy load off my feet?

Growing Fetish Phone Sex: Huge Tits Spell on a Busty Coed

Hiya guys! Its your pinup babe, Dahlia Doll! Whats a hot coed vixen, like me, to do? Phone boning, thats what! I love talking with your horny men. I know a lot of men like skinny chicks with small boobs but this babe is all curves with big tits. Do you love growing fetish phone sex? I love  fantasies involving transformation and spells and any guy who loves big knockers is a friend of mine. *wink* I really enjoy giantess fantasies but this one is very specific to a certain body part. The boobs. I actually had a caller into this. He wanted to create a spell that would make a womans breasts grow to epic, titular, proportions. I was all down with that. I love my big baps and I love men enjoying them too.

This big titty horndog tells me his freaky growing fetish phone sex fantasy is that he meets me in a bar and we flirt a bit. After a little flirting and cock teasing he asks me to come home with him. I describe to him my outfit, which consists of a tight, practically button popping, blouse and a tight pencil skirt. I also tell him underneath I have on a lacy demi cup bra, stockings, and garters. This young pinup siren only dresses in the sexiest of lingerie and clothes. I dresss for success, babies!

I go on to tell him that we should get out of here and go back to his place. We wasted no time jumping into a cab, where we made out for the duration of the ride. Once I get him into the elevator I practically rip his shirt open. I wanted some of that, let me tell you! We were necking and feeling each other up all the way to the penthouse. I couldnt wait to do a sexy little strip tease for this man. I am a sexpert at cock teasing, dont you know. *Wink*

Once we got inside he poured me a drink and loosened his pants. I downed it in about 5 seconds. When I am extremely horny I cant wait. I turned on his cd player and started to wiggle and writhe for him. I was lost in my own little growing fetish phone sex world while his hands reaching out to carress my thighs and thats when I felt it. At first I thought maybe I had downed the drink too fast but this was different. It was like an internal heat spreading across my chest and a tingling in my nipples like I had never felt before. The skin on my glorious boobs was tightening too and my lacy bra, which I was down to because of my strip tease, was feeling really small. Totally weird, right?!?

Then I heard the fabric of my brazier rip a tiny bit. I guess I should have noticed that he had a huge grin plastered on his face. Naughty man! I think this pervert put a spell on me through the drink! As the stitches slowly gave way my milky tits exoloded out of the bra. My god, they were huge and steadily growing. He touched them and groped them and sucked on my nipples! I felt the most extreme pleasure wash over me. I had these inflated tits and this growing fetish phone sex fantasy had taken a life of its own. We did all kinds of things with my large, bouncy, breasts but I wont go into that detail here. I would prefer you call me for a extreme fetish fantasy and experience the pleasure of it yourself. *Wink*

Bizarre Pool Side Cock Stroking Phone Sex Mistress Stephanie

Cock Stroking Phone Sex Mistress

Are you bad boys ready for some bizarre pool side cock stroking phone sex with Mistress Stephanie? Yeah, it’s getting hot out and I’m bringing some of my latest tease and denial fetishes to the pool side where I can slip into the water for a refreshing swim. We’ll have our lawn-chaises parked right beside each other so I can easily reach my companion’s crotch. A towel or even a beach blanket covers the boys’ crotches, and that’s when I force pool-side orgasms out of them while people saunter back and forth. They never notice my hands under my latest boyfriend’s towel, as a rule.

I can just pump a stiff hard cock up and down once my hands are slathered in lots of suntan lotion or baby-oil, but you guys get all self conscious then. I’m a bit of an exhibitionist, but not all my horny male friends are.

If I catch you alone in a cabana slipping into your bathing suits I’ll get on my knees and clamp my big juicy round tits around your stiff pricks. It doesn’t take too many pumps and you’re squirting all over me. Such sweet wet and easy kink, huh, guys?

There’s lots of cool ways to get off in public without the public ever knowing, fellas. As a bizarre pool side cock stroking phone sex mistress, I like experimenting. Femdom and sensual exhibitionism can be incredible when you’re with a curvy woman like me, guys. I promise, we won’t get in trouble because I’ll keep a watchful eye while stroking you off. I don’t want to get caught either, trust me. But, the thrill and the excitement of the possibility of getting caught is an amazingly fun experience! Can you imagine me rubbing your bathing suit crotch so seductively, boys? C’mon, grab your beach towels and suntan lotion, guys, it’s time to get off at the pool.

I Bend Over For My Lovers, Not Foot Fetish Phone Sex Cucks

I bend over for my lovers, but not my foot fetish phone sex cucks. Yeah, I’m Dahlia, and unless you’re a cuckold, then you’ll refer to me as Mistress Dahlia. You see, I have my buff, hung, delicious lovers from the gym, who I let use me as their dirty fuck-toy. It’s you cuckolds or wanna-be cuckolds who I’ll share my foot and boot fetish with by walking all over you. I love being ploughed open by one of my big virile lovers, and especially when I’m bent over. Being the exhibitionist that I am, my cuckolds get to watch my anal loving lovers have their way with me.

Aww, my poor submissive loser cuckolds, all you get to do is suck on my boot-heels or maybe my lover’s cock after he’s pulled out of my juicy behind. Oops, did I just say a dirty?!! Ha!!! You nasty boot-lickers love being humiliated and used.

Of course I’m going to verbally insult, humiliate, and ridicule your tiny penises, my sad knob gobbling cuckolds. You foot fetish phone sex cucks get exactly what you already know you deserve from me, and you like it, don’t you? Let’s just say, I’m really o.k. with that too.

Now, my buff lovers who have a minimum of 10 inches swinging between their thighs and will have me in any way they like. I bend over forwards in order to please real men. My lover will slowly be sawing his thick gleaming shaft in and out of my rear. Meanwhile, my latest cuckold will be on the floor and licking my boot toes. Oh, I will reward you pathetic submissive guys by letting you lick the spunk of my lovers off the floor for us. Now, be a good cuckold and get my lover and I a couple of drinks. Yes, today, silly, because you may now pick up your phone and call.